Squirt cleanup

[sunsatellite]

So after my first few orgasms I believe I may be a “squirter” which I have mixed feelings about. One one hand after doing some research apparently people find squirting hot but on the other hand I hate cleanup. When I did what I think is squirting it wasn’t a gush like it is in porn and I didn’t really feel it but when I got up I saw kind of a yellow tinted substance on my underwear that looked kind of thick ish? (It wasn’t there earlier) and after that I’ve masturbated with a pad on and gotten up to wash my hands and/or change underwear. I enjoy masturbating but I don’t like the cleanup . TL:DR I masturbate in bed late at night but I don’t like getting up to wash hands/change underwear bc I feel like it’s suspicious, any tips for cleaning up or preventing it?

[Sam W]

Hi sunsatellite,

Whether this is ejaculation or just the result of you producing a lot of natural lube when you're aroused, there isn't really anything you can do to prevent it; it's an involuntary bodily response. But, there are definitely some things you could try when it comes to clean-up or containing any mess!

Some people find putting down a towel helps a lot, though if you're worried about drawing attention to yourself I actually think it's easier to sneak a pair of underwear into the laundry then it is to get up and toss in a towel. With you hands, do you have a way to keep some wet wipes or something like that near your bed?

[sunsatellite]

Yep I’m already working on the wet wipe thing, I’ve gotten some from my mom to keep in my room. My family keeps some for my moms sleep apnea machine and our dog. I already use wipes to clean my hands after snacking at my desk so I’ll just tell her I need some more for snack cleanup (wink wink) my only worry is that they’re baby wipes so is there a bacterial issue I need to worry about?

[Sofi]

If you're using them to clean your hands, then nope! No issues there. And while they can be used in the overall vulva area, you should avoid using them to wipe/clean your actual vagina, if that makes sense. But using them to clean your hands as Sam recommended, considering your mom already keeps them stocked up, is a genius idea!