Things that have NOTHING to do with someone's queerness

[Onionpie]

Ok so i think my mom is a bad offender of calling certain things queer just because they weird her out
She doesnt know my sexuality or at least i dont think so, but she is always calling certain behaviors of mine queer
Yes this thread is kinda supposed to be for laughs and i hope others can share similar things, but here r a few things that my mom calls queer of me that really have nothing to do with me being queer:
Singing a song by a female artist
Singing in the shower
My partless hairdoo (i hate parts and their organizing properties)
My reference to my animals as my babies (i sometimes treat them better than she treats her babies)
My reaction to babies and other cute things (the high pitched "awww so cute" thing)
The various twitches i occasionally get for various reasons
My laughing at otherwise not funny things
My use of the word superlative (which she cant even pronounce right)
My speaking of latin

If i think of any more ill add them [Smile]
I hope ive humored someone out there!!!

(Originally posted by That Strange CT Child on our old boards here: http://www.scarleteen.com/forum/ultimat ... 01535.html )