penis euphemisms and synonyms

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bikinksterboy
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penis euphemisms and synonyms

Unread post by bikinksterboy »

I need classy ways to refer to the schlong in my writing
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Re: penis euphemisms and synonyms

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Phallus is super Greek and pretentious and fancy. Simply "penis" should work for a mature (as in age and seriousness) audience.
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Re: penis euphemisms and synonyms

Unread post by Siân »

I guess when you're writing using a variety of synonyms adds interest? If you have internet you can use fpr the task I looked for words I'd like to use for genitals I googled "synonyms for [ ]" and found lists entitled things like 178 words for penis. Some of them were bizarre, some hilarious, and some had social connotations I wasn't comfortable with but it was certainly interesting! "Member" is a reasonable old school one.
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Re: penis euphemisms and synonyms

Unread post by Jacob »

Classy words for schlong:

"I was playing my clarinet for hours."

"My obelisk has finally emerged."

"My plumes are very impressive, I can perform my mating dance for you at your pleasure."
"In between two tall mountains there's a place they call lonesome.
Don't see why they call it lonesome.
I'm never lonesome when I go there." Connie Converse - Talkin' Like You
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