Easy Cleanup?

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bobsmithhello55
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Easy Cleanup?

Unread post by bobsmithhello55 »

I am a 13 year old guy, and occasionally i masturbate(of course), and I find that it's REALLY messy. I usually get my underpants on before ejaculation, but it's still EXTREMELY annoying and difficult to clean up. Any ideas?
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Re: Easy Cleanup?

Unread post by Sam W »

Hi matthew,

Hopefully some folks with penises can chime in on this one, but the strategies I know of are to masturbate into something, like a sock or a tissue to minimize the clean up.
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Re: Easy Cleanup?

Unread post by sexpositivity94 »

Hi there!

I do not have a penis, but some of my guy friends do.

I have some ideas about what I would do, but I really can't spew kto the efficacy/practicality of these suggestions. I will just relay the experiences of one guy friend with whom I talked about this subject. He uses a condom. You can you a really thin one- with lube may be helpful. You can put it on as you are starting, or a bit before you feel you are going to climax. Either way, ejaculating into the condom is pretty mess-free. Take the condom off, tie it up, throw it out. You can even wrap the used condom in a tissue (or a few tissues) to keep people from seeing it in the garbage, if this is a concern. I realize that advice from people with penises would be more helpful, but I think this would be pretty effective.
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